Best Jokes

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Don't be irreplaceable...

If you can't be replaced, Then you can't be promoted!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What might you call the Personnel Manager who has to let employees go?

A "fire-man".

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |