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My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion... In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on our lives, we wondered what stars would play us.

"Who would you pick to portray you?" she asked me.

I thought about it for a minute, then answered, "George Clooney."

"In that case," she said, "I’ll play myself."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
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A new neighbour called the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on the road.

The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here. I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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It was so quiet in the bowling alley...

It was so quiet that you COULD hear a pin drop...

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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posted by "aod318" |