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Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs...

It's because they're Inca hoots!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel...

It's a sound investment.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Molly?" she asked.

Molly told her that she had morning sickness.

Surprised, Sarah said, "Hurray! I didn't even know you were pregnant!"

"I'm not," the harried middle-aged mother replied. "I'm just sick of mornings."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Four priests in New York went golfing wearing typical "golfer" outfits. After a while, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?"

Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |