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Favorite this joke Gary the Cactus will never find true love.
Female Cactus: "Gary, you need to quit being selfish. We’re cact-us."
Gary the Cactus: "Actually we’re cact-i."
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Valentine Day sign at the local produce store:
I love you... from my head TO-MA-TOES!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
He didn't, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.
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Cross the Road Jokes
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A southern gentleman decided to plant yeast in his fields...
He know "the South will rise again!"
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Farmer Jokes
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