Best Jokes

$8.00 won 3 votes

"I want to divorce my wife."

"On what grounds?"

"She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."

"Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?"

"No, she is looking for me."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
3 votes

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her.

She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but I'm not that kind!"

"Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he protested.

"Really?" she said, softening. "Well, how many models have there been?"

"Four so far," he replied, thinking back. "A jug, two apples and a vase."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

A: His transparents.

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes dear.

Boy: Would you die for me?

Girl: No, mine is an undying love.

3 votes

posted by "kjk" |