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“Excuse me,” said the game warden as he approach Little Johnny, “you need a permit to be fishing on this lake.”

Little Johnny looked at his bucket full of fish and said, “I'm doing just fine with worms.”

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posted by "Foxie" |
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What is the worlds biggest sphere?

The At-most-sphere!

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posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
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A walker was ambling along a jogging course, when he stopped to fill up his one quart water bottle.

When the bottle was almost filled, a runner came by and snatched the almost full bottle.

The startled walker began to follow the jogger in order to get his bottle back.

Hence the term: "Follow the liter!"

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posted by "Pillowpack" |
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What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |