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I was going to post a time-traveling joke...

But you guys didn't like it.

Back in the 1970s, 8 WAS enough.

Fast forward almost 40 years later, 19 and Counting, STILL AIN'T ENOUGH!

I now know how it will end for me...

One of my kid's will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

A little known fact:

Aesop used to moonlight as a waiter in a small restaurant in his home city. While taking orders one day, he heard a diner call out, "Hey Aesop, can you tell us the story of The Elephant and the Squirrel?"

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't," Aesop replied. "That's not my fable."