Best Jokes

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

"At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week!"

I was going to post a time-traveling joke...

But you guys didn't like it.

Back in the 1970s, 8 WAS enough.

Fast forward almost 40 years later, 19 and Counting, STILL AIN'T ENOUGH!