Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.
However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.
Next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly.
Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety eight, ninety-nine, one hundred... Your coat's on fire, sir!"
Salesman: "Madam, do you want this powder?"
Housewife: "For what?"
Salesman: "For ants."
Housewife: "No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow."