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Favorite this joke “Excuse me,” said the game warden as he approach Little Johnny, “you need a permit to be fishing on this lake.”
Little Johnny looked at his bucket full of fish and said, “I'm doing just fine with worms.”
What is the worlds biggest sphere?
The At-most-sphere!
A walker was ambling along a jogging course, when he stopped to fill up his one quart water bottle.
When the bottle was almost filled, a runner came by and snatched the almost full bottle.
The startled walker began to follow the jogger in order to get his bottle back.
Hence the term: "Follow the liter!"
What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?
He always uses one of the noble gases.
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