Best Jokes

A walker was ambling along a jogging course, when he stopped to fill up his one quart water bottle.

When the bottle was almost filled, a runner came by and snatched the almost full bottle.

The startled walker began to follow the jogger in order to get his bottle back.

Hence the term: "Follow the liter!"

What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.