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I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive.

We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood donor".

That's when I knew she wasn't my type.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jenmo1" |
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I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels...

She didn’t know I existed.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant.

When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.

"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

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posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

I may not be around in 2084...

But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |