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Upon enrolling in college my father gave me a really bad THESAURUS...

Not only is it terrible, but it's really TERRIBLE!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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At 8 p.m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it was an unplanned landing and he was not a spy.

The interrogation lasted all night. At 6 a.m. they refueled his plane and let him go with his promise never to return. Four hours later he returned and landed again. Security met him on the runway. They asked him why he had come back.

"I know I promised never to return but I brought my wife and now you have to tell her where I was all night..."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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I wanted to do a pun on Sodium, but Na.....

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.

The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"

The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"

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posted by "aod318" |