Best Jokes

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin... writing the answer... flipping the coin... writing the answer.

At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying: "Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?"

The student replies bitterly, as he is still flipping the coin: "Shhh! I am checking my answers!"

A small boy in a farming town was leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the boy.

"What are you holding on to your brother so tight for?"

"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied with blinking an eye.

Currently wearing some old spice...

It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."

A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."