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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Ed: How old is your brother?

Ted: He’s a year old.

Ed: Huh! I’ve got a dog a year old and he can walk twice as well as your brother.

Ted: Sure, your dog has twice as many legs.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A high school student stared thoughtfully at the second question on his exam, which read, “State the number of tons of coal shipped out of America in any given year.”

Suddenly, his brow cleared, and he wrote, “1492: None.”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |