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My goal for 2019 is to accomplish the goals set in 2018, which I should have done in 2017, because I promised to in 2016 and planned to do in 2015.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.

"What's the matter?!" she asked.

"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.

"What are you talking about?"

"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being butchered to pieces in this house."

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill!

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posted by "danmug" |