At our weekly Bible study, our leader was recapping what we knew about the Epistle to Titus before continuing with the study.
So he asked, "What kind of place was Crete?"
Nobody answered, so he added, "In a geographic sense."
One or two of us answered, but nobody gave the answer he was looking for.
So he said, "I'll give you a clue: it has a lot in common with a much talked about place called Noman."
One of us responded, "Can't say I've heard on Noman."
To which our leader said, "Noman is an island."
JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"
MOTHER: "Yes, son."
JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"
What is the shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Peach Cobbler.
Talk about writing skills...
Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a "brief"!