Best Jokes

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”

Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”

Son: “Well, isn't that what M-O-M stands for?”

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage.

Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you doing? Why are you giving the monkeys money?"

"The sign by the gate says it was okay," he replies.

Sherry looks at him quizzically, "It did?"

"Yes, it said, 'Do not feed. $10 fine.'"

Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

Forgive me, for I have synonymed.

How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings arcade game?

None... it only takes Tolkiens!