Best Jokes

I was working on making Thanksgiving dinner.

I was stuffing the turkey and realized how much I dislike raw turkey and raw chicken.

Then I realized its because they are fowl.

Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?

A. Bison

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Did you hear about the runner who left his math homework at the starting line?

He thought he could run away from his problems.