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After a year of target practicing, I've got my shooting problems narrowed down to only two problems...

Elevation and Windage.

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posted by "Marty" |
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The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"

"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."

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posted by "ERS" |
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On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.

"It all felt like five minutes..." the gentleman said slowly.

The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was when he finished his sentence with a word that earned him a sharp smack on the head:


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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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I was working on making Thanksgiving dinner.

I was stuffing the turkey and realized how much I dislike raw turkey and raw chicken.

Then I realized its because they are fowl.

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posted by "Skip" |