My wife and I are a temperamental couple...
I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Interviewer: What drives you?
Candidate: The bus mostly.
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
Candidate: Missing the bus!
"Latte" is French...
French for “you paid way too much money for coffee!”