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The height of bad luck...

Your battery is at 2% and you see your boss upload pictures of himself and his family...

Wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs"...

Just as your battery runs out.

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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When my son was 4, I was in a Women's Bible Study group. They had classes for children as well, while we studied in our groups. One day, as my son and I were walking to our car, he said to me, "Mom, I'm not going to sin anymore."

You can imagine my pride at hearing this. Then I got to wondering why he said this, so I asked him.

His answer was quick: "Jesus said if you don't sin, you can throw the first stone, and I want to throw the first stone."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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They really should stock ATM’s better.

I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.

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posted by "Egbert" |