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I was at a mini-mart one day when I noticed a woman smoking a cigarette while she was gassing up her car. There was a deputy in the store watching her. Suddenly the woman's arm caught fire. She was screaming and trying desperately to put it out, but couldn't.

The deputy ran over and put out the fire with his soda. He then handcuffed the lady and put her in the back of his squad car. I couldn't resist going over to him and asking what he was charging the woman with.

He looked at me, smiled, and said, "I'm charging her with waving a firearm around."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
2 votes

If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...

Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?

2 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
2 votes

What word starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?


2 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |