Best Jokes

I once played poker with tarot cards...

I got a full house and four people died.

Teacher: "Who can tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet?"

Kid: "Y."

Little Johnny: "I don’t know, maybe she’s not letting us know for some reason?"

Hanging in the hallway at a high school are the basketball team pictures from the past decades. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "92-93," "93-94," "94-95," etc.

One day the principal spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to the principal, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

Arriving home from work last night I saw that my son and daughter sat in silence. I asked what was wrong.

"Nothing's wrong, daddy," my daughter replied. "We're playing a game."

"What's the game?" I asked.

"Marriage," my son sighed.