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Favorite this joke Santa walks into the psychiatrist's office very upset.
"Why Santa," says the psychiatrist,"Why are you here?"
"I can't deliver the presents to the children's homes!!!" replies Santa.
"Well, what's the problem?" asks the psychiatrist.
"I don't know," says Santa, "I get very scared and anxious and just can't go down the chimney. What is it Doctor?
"Do you know what's wrong with me?" asks Santa.
"Yes," says the psychiatrist,"I know exactly what's wrong with you, Santa. You are suffering from CLAUS-trophia!"
I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.
This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.
Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.
Doctor: So who told you?
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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