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Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.

Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.

Fine, maybe I had a pizza.

Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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What are secrets?

Secrets are what we tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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I just finished a 14 day diet plan... in 6 hours and 32 minutes!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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The first five days after the weekend are definitely the hardest!

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posted by "barber7796" |