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Not the Gibson Guitar!
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The wife, whose husband has a collection of guitars, was before the judge after smashing every single one of them.

The judge ask s, "First offender?"

She replied, "No, your honor. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "clipper01" |
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What Is A Conscience
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good...

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Teach A Man To Fish
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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.

Teach a man to fish...

And he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll use twice a year!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Undersized Bird
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What might you call a small, puny chicken?

Paltry!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |