Best Jokes

Two accountants go to their credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line-up the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.

While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?"

Number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."

Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."

By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.

What do you get when you feed a skunk habanero chiles?


Pepper spray!