The math professor says, "Pi R square"....
But everyone knows "Pi R ROUND"!
What's the biggest lie one tells him/herself?
I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it later.
I ask my 85 year old grandpa to what he attributes his long life.
His answer... BREATHING!
New Restroom signs:
Men to the LEFT!
Ladies to the RIGHT! (Easier to remember since they are always RIGHT!)