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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset; cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It's such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.

It was a farfalle from grace.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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People are like drums...

They make noise when you hit them with sticks.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "danmug" |
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A Police Officer was questioning a young man who's smart car got stuck between the concrete walls of a pedestrian stairway.

When the police officer had asked him what he was thinking at that moment, his response was, "I was instructed by my Uber App to take a sharp left."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "outward" |