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A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...

Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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I can learn something new everyday...

Of course I also forget five other things!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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Two dogs wearing their finest collars entered a bar.

After ordering they noticed that all the other dogs in the bar were not wearing collars.

That's when they realized they were in a STRAY BAR.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'?"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |