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Favorite this joke My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Silence is golden...
Unless you have children...
If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them."
A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."
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