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Favorite this joke (Grandchild) Were you in the war Grandpa?
(Grandpa) Yes, I was a fighter pilot!
(Child's mother) "Weren’t you stationed in Colorado dad?”
(Grandpa) Yes, and I’ll have you know that not one enemy aircraft got past Nevada!
In demonstrating the division of powers within the government, the teacher used the family structure as an example.
One boy stood up and said, “It looks like my mom’s the president then, because she veto’s everything.”
A politician asked a well known author, "Did you know that 'Sumac' and 'Sugar' are the only two words in English, that begin with the letters 'Su' but are pronounced like 'Shu'?"
The author replied, "Sure."
My wife is vegetarian; she wanted me to try it.
So I put salad dressing on my hamburger, not bad!
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