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Money doesn't buy happiness?

Well, it does buy a jet ski.

Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A British guy stabbed the 12th letter of the alphabet several times.

Bloody L.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...

But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.

I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Daughter: Alexa, play Let It Go.

Dad: When I was your age, I had to call a radio station, wait on hold for 30 minutes to request a song, then sit by my boom box for an hour for my song to play with a blank cassette tape so I could record it.

Daughter: I don't understand any of that.

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posted by "wadejagz" |