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Favorite this joke There are different types of country dancing.... square, round and line.
No one ever told me you need a year of geometry before you can learn to dance!
My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside.
He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?”
I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”
Billy: I think we’ve over-trained our dog! Look at him—he’s a nervous wreck.
Wanda: Why not take him to a pet psychiatrist?
Billy: Oh, we can’t do that... one of the things we’ve trained him not to do is go on the couch!
Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.
Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.
Boss - What time will you get here?
Me - Monday.
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