My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside. He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?” I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”
chihuahuabulldog : voted Pitiful, plumb pitiful. I like it!
Jareth the Goblin King : Voted
barber7796 : great one
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chihuahuabulldog : voted Pitiful, plumb pitiful. I like it!
Jareth the Goblin King : Voted
barber7796 : great one