Favorite this joke I've been having problems with annoying phone calls lately...
The most common one seems to be the nightly, "You said you'd be home from the bar 2 hours ago!" call.
Sign at the towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg, we just want tows!"
I do 10 sit-ups every morning...
It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button!
There are different types of country dancing.... square, round and line.
No one ever told me you need a year of geometry before you can learn to dance!
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