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Favorite this joke A Police Officer was questioning a young man who's smart car got stuck between the concrete walls of a pedestrian stairway.
When the police officer had asked him what he was thinking at that moment, his response was, "I was instructed by my Uber App to take a sharp left."
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February 14th.
When I heard A new medium opened shop in town, curiosity got the best of me, and I decided to drive down there and check it out in person. As soon as I sat down, the medium entered the room, came over and sat down across from where I was seated.
She laid her hand on my hand and said, "By the will of the spirits, you will walk today." I told her that I was not paralyzed, and I could walk. Again she said, " By the will of the spirits, you will walk today." Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the séance, I stepped outside and lo and behold… My car was gone!
What steps should you take if you ever come across a dangerous animal in the wilderness?
Very large ones.
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