Best Jokes

I'm beginning to think my five year old grandson is a genius...

I can't tell his paintings from that of Picasso!

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset; cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It's such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.

It was a farfalle from grace.

People are like drums...

They make noise when you hit them with sticks.

I asked my therapist what I could do about my fear of hugging.

She said, "Embrace it."