Best Jokes

Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator!

Me: {sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red) "I can't see you anymore. I am NOT going to let you hurt me like that again!"

Trainer: "It was a sit-up. You did one sit-up."