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If you paint your finger purple, and wiggle it in the air, is it ... FingerPrince?

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |
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I didn't mean to gain all this weight. It happened by snaccident.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them.

The first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me.

The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, infact l have slept with most of the church (female) members.

Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him). When they
asked him to continue, he was still crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place everybody will hear all what the two of you have just told me. Please pray for me!

The two pastors fainted.

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posted by "DJ SLAM" |
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In school we were taught that Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. However, none of the offspring survived.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Nanzue" |