Best Jokes

Two seagulls were flying toward a very crowded beach. They couldn’t believe their eyes when they spotted a flying cow in front of them.

The one seagull turned to the other one and said, "I have a feeling someone’s going to have a very bad day."

I could never trust a camel... or anyone else who can go for a week without a drink!

Alcohol is an absolute necessity, because NO great story has ever begun with someone eating a salad!

The perfect martini starts with pouring gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

DRINK WHISKEY!!!