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Favorite this joke New Restroom signs:
Men to the LEFT!
Ladies to the RIGHT! (Easier to remember since they are always RIGHT!)
A man went on a dating website, hoping to find a wife. In his profile description he wrote, "Looking for a woman that is smart, pretty, funny, a good cook, organized at home, and has a BASS BOAT!"
He then paused, gave it some more thought, and added, "To be considered, please include picture of the boat."
An announcement at the local ice skating rink: "Will the lady that left 6 kids on the ice rink, please pick them up. THEY ARE MAKING OUR PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY TEAM LOOK BAD!"
Who's the Smarter Shopper?
When a man goes shopping he will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs...
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not need, but IT'S ON SALE!
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