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Favorite this joke A married couple were quarreling.
Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?
Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I find a HAPPY HOUR somewhere...
By the time I leave, I LOOK JUST FINE!
After having a great time with his girlfriend, a young man saw a guy’s photo in her bag and asked,
"Is he your ex?"
The girlfriend kissed him and said, "No dear, that's me before surgery."
“Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth today.”
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