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Favorite this joke A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit.
After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, "Don't you give out warnings?"
"Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"
Three phrases commonly seen around Christmas time are...
Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included!
At a job interview:
“Mrs. Lober, what do you consider your greatest weakness?”
“Honesty.”
“Really? I don’t believe that is a weakness at all.”
“And I don’t really care about your stupid opinion.”
Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...
You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.
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