Best Jokes

My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful.

“You know,” he said to our grandson, “it’s not easy getting old. I guess I’m in the fourth quarter now.”

“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” Our grandson said cheerily. “Maybe you’ll go into overtime.”

Took my 72 year old father to have his eyes checked. That's when we realized his eyes were just fine.

He was ask to read the characters on the bottom line. His reply: M-A-D-E- I-N- C-H-I-N-A