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Favorite this joke There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother was 3. The neighbors noticed they always went around together, if William went down to the ballpark, his little brother would toddle along behind him, even if the game was a bit rough; and when Wayne went to play group, his elder brother would come too, and sit there with all the toddlers.
One neighbor thought this was really strange, so one day he leaned over the fence and asked the kid's mother why they were so inseparable even though they had nothing in common.
Well, the mother replied, didn't you know: where there's a Will... there's a Wayne.
Her: At least invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions.
A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.
The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.
The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"
How can you tell that the time is Irish?
Because it always ends with o'clock.
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