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Favorite this joke Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is soaked in the blood and tears of the innocent.
My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience" he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else.
"We're looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but who can sell himself as well," said the hiring manager. "How does working as a lifeguard pertain to salesmanship?"
My friend replied, "I couldn't swim."
He got the job.
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