Immature: a word that boring people use to describe fun people.

Here’s some advice... At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent!

Unless the job is a statistician!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?"

The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this it?"

"No," replies the construction worker. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"