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What do you call the breeze from a wagging tail?

Tail Wind!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes

posted by "Bonnie Ruest" |

Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

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posted by "Kelly N. Amberlavage" |

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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posted by "Leogal" |

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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posted by "Leogal" |