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“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.

“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”

Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's great!" says the man. "Because I wasn't able to play it before."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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posted by "Kyoto" |
2 votes

Four young ladies are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, "14 weeks!", then they down their drinks.

The bartender finally asks the ladies, "What's the deal?"

One says, "Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said 'two to six years,' and we did it in 14 weeks!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |