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Favorite this joke Bob: Hey Al, you know you owe me $500.
Al: Yes.
Bob: I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll forget half of the money.
Al: That’s perfect, I’ll forget the other half.
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.
Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.
I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....
The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???
The plot thickens...
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