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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How do vampires start their letters?

"Tomb it may concern..."

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?

You park your car in it!

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posted by "shopin55" |
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“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.

“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”

Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |