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My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.

Told her it's because I can't stand doing it.

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How do vampires start their letters?

"Tomb it may concern..."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
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What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?

You park your car in it!

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posted by "shopin55" |