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I took Buzz Lightyear Christmas shopping with me.

We went to Bed, Bath & Beyond!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "I am innocent" |
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My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....

He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Edward G" |
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A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"

"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.

"Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Hey Susan, which one of these paddles should I take to the lake?"

"Either oar..."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "brooke27" |