I took Buzz Lightyear Christmas shopping with me.
We went to Bed, Bath & Beyond!
My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....
He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.
A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"
"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.
"Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"