I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.
This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.
Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.
Doctor: So who told you?
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.