Best Jokes

$12.00 won 2 votes

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
2 votes

Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.

Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.

Doctor: So who told you?

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
2 votes

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

He thought he was God and I didn't.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |